Archive for October, 2008

Johnothan Ross + Russel Brand are the Pete and Dud of the 00’s

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

I can’t see what the fuss is all about. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were doing far more obscene publications in the seventies… Admitedly not on morning radio…

Update
It seems the Mail on Sunday have worked their magic. There were two complaints to the BBC in the week after the show was broadcast. Then the Mail published a piece stating that Andrew Sachs had been upset by the calls and over 38000 complaints poured in.

Man with 50% forehead

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

I saw this guy on a UK TV show with Raymond Blanc. From this angle, all I can think of is boiled eggs…

all forehead

Peanut Flavor Chew Song

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

This is another new old song.

Glue Song

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

This is a song I wrote years ago (1996) and have performed at various inappropriate points in my life. This was recorded in our bathroom. That is my sister Emma on the maracas…

lyrics: Oh well they tell me that I’ve done my nervous system irreversible damage and I’ll never be the same again I’ll become a psychological cabbage. Well I don’t know if it’s true, but there’s one thing that I want to do and that’s just sit down here with you and sniff some glue.