Ongoing projects

ADSL tidbits: Random and likely out-of-date information in DSL.

Alex and James' Almghty London Pubcrawl: Follows an epic pub crawl spanning several years and hundreds of pubs.

Foodledo - A Geeky Grocery Tool ← New: This is a really simple perl script that presents a list of cuisine and builds a shopping list based on your selection. It is not well maintained but I do intend to make it better.

Fullers brewery tour - April 2009: I have been on quite a few brewery tours - This is a set of photos taken touring the Fullers brewery in London, April 2009.

De Halve Maan brewery tour - January 2006: Another brewery tour - from Belgium.

The GMC-4 - a 4-bit microcomputer: This is a work in progress I have been meaning to get around to for months. Describes a little 4-bit microcomputer that Tatsuya and Kazue have me for my 35th.

Archived projects

Old blog posts: I used to maintain a blog where I would keep a note of stuff I found on the internet that amused me. I don't have time any more and the internets have moved on from this type of vain venture but for posterity, here is what I recorded between 2003 and 2010.

A simple game based on Google maps: This is another work in progress. It is a version of the fox, chicken and Corn puzzle that uses the Google maps API as its basis.

Japanese Products: Various friends have brought back stuff from Japan over the years. Here are some of the highlights.

Dr Campbell's Science Demo: A collection of videos demonstrating stuff (of dubious merit).

PubArt: A colection of doodles done on beer mats, news papers and other media found in pubs. Fran takes credit for the majority of this.

Brincadores: Mr Stepney's incredible mexican jumping beans.

The Art of Camouflage: A guide on how to create ad hoc diguises.

Cross Eyes: A flash movieshowing a trick I can do with my eyes

Emetic Adventures: A cartoon depicting the capers of a friend of mine and Frans in our youth.

Fractals: A code project from many years ago to create a fractal generator in Perl.

Haircut (Before/After): A haircut from circa. 2001 - before and after. Another misguided flash movie

Hall of Heads: One of the earliest flash movies I built - and it shows. Lots of photographs of people I have known (taken with a coolpix 0.3 megapixel camera).

Latin: A crib sheet of latin phrases

Monkey (NSFW?): A description and fairly graphic flash movie of a wind-up toy monkey abusing itself. Probably not safe for work.

Never-ending-beer: Probably the second ever flash movie I built showing a glass of beer being downed only to immediately fill up again.

Panorama: A panorama taken from a hill in East Dulwich.

Poker: A crib sheet showing the top 10 hands in Poker.

Pong (broken): A (broken) Javascript that pongs a globe about the screen.

Pub Quiz Podcast: A series of pub quizes recorded in South London and presented in Podcast format.

Pyroflatulance: A short flash movie showing how to light a fart (pyroflatulance).

Shithead rules: Rules to the card game called Shithead.

Stu's stag: Curry and fake plastic tits - what all great stag doos are all about.

Tequilla worm in space: A silly flash movie of a tequilla worm.

web pub: A pointless flash movie.

Xcite! Pheromone wipe: The Xcite! Pheromone wipe product.