9-6-06

9-6-06

I heard about this great Dr Seuss style parody called 'A Grandchild's Guide To Using Grandpa's Computer' By Gene Ziegler. It was mentioned by Leo Laporte on Security Now. These are the best versus, according to Leo...

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom!

by JC